Best Quotes from FRIENDS: Everyones Favorite TV Show

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​Having one of the longest running sitcom records to this day, Friends is still a popular show. Initally named, Insomnia Café in 1993, the hit show then became Friends Like Us. After the show pitched, the name became Friends, and this group of young Manhattans got the coveted 8:30pm spot on NBC. With little experience amongst cast members, this  show quickly became America’s favorite, and remains on the televisions of millions today.

In the mood for a good laugh? Take a look at some of our favorite FRIENDS quotes!

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

Chandler: Ok, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!

Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you
for another woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA--who didn't
hear you.

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Or...

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